Kylo Ren Unmasks, Poses, Melts Photographer's Eyeballs

The grief-stricken Force wielder Kylo Ren brandishes his signature crossguard lightsaber, aims for the photographer's lens, inadvertently melting the shutterbug's eyeballs

The waves ebb back from the rocky ridge, mid-meditation, Rey stabs the air molecules planting a firm stance with her trademarked scavenger lady boots

If frowning makes bad guys "badder", General Hux prefers a palpable attention-at-ease form while Captain Phasma stands firmly with a long Valerian impaler and the father-killer Kylo Ren shows off his red sword sideways

The Princess have grown older and wiser but her former incestuous little brother falls back to being an accidental fondler

After gathering a ginormous collection of galactic antiquities and cameos, he finally landed a role to personify an enigma, something his droopy eye does best

These metallic refurbished rollers may be of small stature, but it completes a line-up big on payouts and fulfillment on diversity

Clear skies, small buns and brushed up furs makes a team cockpit formidable and rousing

damn, who stole my sheets!

She is rosy pink from way back, now she is an old rose but royal

broken hearts, broken vows, broken contracts, but a mother's love? never